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    How Does Zevran Feel About Not Being in Inquisition?



As requested by  calliantabris a fan impression on how Zevran feels about not being in Dragon Age: Inquisition. 

So, I was recently asked how I felt about not being included in Dragon Age: Inquisition. And to be quite honest, I do not mind in the slightest. It is good to take a vacation from being a big daring hero and saving the world every now and then, am I right?

And between you and I, I have been keeping this ‘tears in the fade’ and ‘demons threatening the world’ business a secret from our dear Warden. Because I now if they found out they would have to get involved and be in harm’s way and all that self-sacrificing business that comes with being a charming and lovely hero.

And quite frankly, I think one time is more than enough for my warden….so far as my own sanity can put up with….oh braska.

But fortunately so far, I have quite successful in keeping it a sec-Oh! excuse me one moment, would you?

Yes, my dear warden, what do you need?


A giant green tear in the sky, you say? Well surely that is impossible-

What do you mean you are going to ‘check it out?’

No, this is nonsense, my dear warden! Please stay, I will get the cheese wheel and the soothing oils and we shall have a lovely-

My warden, I-

Warden! You get back here right now!


Sorry to cut this short but I need to collect my warden!







It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind




-boys that are against feminism
-boys that call girls sluts and whores
-boys that think a vagina gets loose after having a lot of sex
-white boys that use the n word

-boys that fall asleep after sex without making sure their partner is satisfied
-boys that insult others to compliment you
-boys that insult anyone
-boys that are rude to their parents

(Source: itrustdrakewithmylife)

4am…time for bed.

Hoping for a good day. I meet my new therapist today. I moved halfway across the country and can’t see my old therapist because insurance requires I see someone in state. Blah. Hopefully they spoke to my previous therapist and read some of my file.

If I end up feeling interrogated again I will fucking lose it. My anxiety is high enough as it is. When it gets too high my seizures get triggered (I have epilepsy). I’ve gone for nearly nine weeks without a gran mal seizure. That’s the longest stretch without seizures I’ve had in the last 10 years. Fucking amazing! I have small ones everyday, and they’re hard to explain, but the big ones are what matters.

So here’s to me going to bed now, getting up at noon and leaving at around 1pm. The therapist’s clinic is four blocks away, so a super short walk, and I love taking walks.

I’ll hop on tumblr when I get home.

What would make me really happy is a smut bomb of Alistair making a naughty visit to me. Or some smut about my Amell and her hubby Alistair (she didn’t make him king). Just search for Jasmine Amell in my tumblr search thingy. Damnit, everyone else is getting smut and fanart about their OCs. Mine want attention too and I’m the only one giving them any.

Bah, 4 am rambling is no good. Sleeeeeep!

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